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well sure
i'd look dumb in neon green with an orange tie
but you've been thinking about this since you were little so i figure you have a few more ideas to toss around

true...
it's so much easier when you're small and have infinite barbies to work with

but i promise
no neon green and orange tie
neon blue and pink is so much better :>

and also none of the barbies fight your choices
or use the mom voice

i should not have given you that idea

when mom wasn't animating anyway

also i'm teasing ofc
no neon
but there could be navy blue with very light pink accents
it looks better than it sounds i swear

is that still the mom voice
or just mom's voice

see that's cool
beats jeans and a tee in vegas

once it was The Mom voice
freaky as hell

who says it would have been jeans and a tee in vegas?
vegas can still be fancy af

damn, babe
sounds it

i guess
no one makes it sound all that fancy in the movies

well in the movies they lean heavy on that elvis impersonator thing
they have nice chapels
among all of the crazy theme ones

idk

we can talk more about it later
come quickly
mom wants to discuss the guest list again...

and the drive thru ones
buy a burger meal and get a husband half off when you supersize

clocking out now babe
i'll run

yeah that's
not at all what i was suggesting earlier promise
i'll show you pictures when you get here

also have i told you yet today that you're the best
and i love you lots
ty for coming to save me from the dragon

i will look forward to it
like learning new things with you

you may have
but i love it
and you
the most

trying to save you
we'll find out if it works or not

learning new things...
makes me wonder if there's something on our to-do list we should try sometime soon

you can love me the most today if i can love you the most tomorrow
deal?

we're in the middle of wedding stuff babe
that counts too

fair
very fair
i accept

true
i wasn't thinking of anything ambitious
more like stuff for a bedroom to-try list

mom wants to know if anyone in your family is allergic to shellfish btw
or macadamia nuts...

the bedroom is where my ambitious is

shit, i have no idea
relatives were always kind of pissy about dealing with mine so probably not

i know this and love this about you

ok i'll tell her we just label everything super clearly

eta?

good to know
oh wait i did
you already said yes

sounds fair

ten minutes give or take the crosswalk

okay ten minutes
i can hold out ten minutes
i'm escaping to the bathroom
text me before you arrive so i can come out just in time for us to make our escape!!

defensive formation is a go
i'll give you the a-ok

i'll be waiting ♥
thank you again for dashing out here